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The best of Stories From People Who Really, Really Suck At Flirting

We asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to tell us some of their most awkward and embarrassing flirting experiences. Here are some of their hilarious, shocking, and downright humiliating responses... Submitted by Taylor Baker Stephens

2. "My brother in law was once flirting intensely with this girl at a bar for about two hours... He got her number, left the bar, and two days later he ran into the same girl. At a family reunion. Because she was his cousin."

Submitted by brittneyc4098ea4cd.

 3. "I was chatting to a hot guy at a party... We were talking about our heritage and he told me that his family was Peruvian. Without skipping a beat, I said, 'Where's Peruvia?' For the record, I absolutely know where Peru is and that there is no such place as Peruvia. It was one of those moments when, as the words were coming out, I was already trying to put them back in." Submitted by Kim Mackay, Facebook.

 4. "A few years ago, I was walking down the street when I happened to exchange glances with a rather beautiful man. He smiled at me, so I smiled back. As he got closer to me, he looked at me again and said in a very friendly tone, 'Hi! How are you?' So I replied, 'I'm fine, thanks, and you?'... And that's when I noticed the Bluetooth earpiece." Submitted by Caroline Cole, Facebook. Submitted by Camilo Kabill Arias Restrepo, Facebook. Thinkstock / BuzzFeed Submitted by Camilo Kabill Arias Restrepo, Facebook.
6. "I was having a bad day at work a few weeks before Christmas and decided to escape to an Italian eatery nearby... While I was waiting for the really handsome waiter to take me to my seat, I decided to lean against the wall and do my best to look as hot and casually disinterested as I could. In doing so, I knocked over a Christmas tree near the entrance of the restaurant... The tree also happened to be connected to a garland that ran around the entire restaurant. The garland slowly started to disconnect from the wall and, like some hellish Christmas slinky-dominoes fusion, it fell down around the entire restaurant while the server and I stared at each other. I decided to get a glass of wine with lunch." Submitted by Tee Johnny, Facebook.

 7. "When my boyfriend and I first started dating, we were making out and I tried doing this sexy leg kick. I ended up kicking him in the face and gave him a bloody nose." Submitted by angelm4e2fe89f0.

 8. "I met a guy on a night out and as I was leaving, I awkwardly hugged him just as he went in for a kiss. He said he liked awkward, and I replied, 'If you like awkward, you're gonna love me!' I then turned around and slipped down the set of stairs outside his house. It was our 3-year anniversary in July." Submitted by LivCK.

 9. "I met my neighbour one night when our building's electricity went out. We spent the entire night talking and flirting, and eventually it became very late and both of us needed to go to bed for work in the morning. He hugged me and I said, 'Well, if you ever want to hang out, just come knock on my window or whatever...', like some idiot with no concept of dating. He looked at me like I had five heads, but was somehow still interested enough to ask for my number. That man is now my husband." Submitted by lucylou91. Submitted by amyk4e2a01797. Thinkstock / BuzzFeed Submitted by amyk4e2a01797.

11. "I was on a retreat with my church group, and it was a six-hour drive to get there, so we stopped at Wendy's and I got a Frosty. I was sitting in the back of the van, and this guy was sitting in the seat in front of me when he turned around to talk to me. He said something that I thought was funny and I spit my Frosty ALL OVER HIS FACE." Submitted by lilyw4ce6ee300.

 12. "I was working as a cashier, and this cute guy came in and ordered a vanilla milkshake. Trying to suggest that he was 'a classic', I said, 'You know you can tell a lot about a person based on which milkshake they order!' His response was, 'Are you calling me plain and boring?' I haven't attempted flirting since..." Submitted by coolchef1234.

 13. "I was walking home and saw my crush in front of me walking with a friend of his. I decided I'd be all cute and run past them, turn my head, and smile. As soon as I passed them, I let out a couple of pretty loud farts... I was hoping they didn't notice until I heard his friend ask if I was farting..." Submitted by camillem480e945df. Submitted by sandir2. Thinkstock / BuzzFeed Submitted by sandir2.

15. "I used to work as a fishmonger and when I started my new job a cute guy came in. We got talking and when I mentioned what I used to do, he said, 'No wonder you changed jobs!' I responded, 'Yes, but now I've got nothing to blame the smell on.' He abruptly left without buying anything, while I shouted after him, 'I don't smell like fish... I can prove it!'" Submitted by TillyDoll.

 16. "I was hitting on a cute cashier at American Eagle, and he noticed my Marvel shirt and asked who my favorite Marvel character was. My response was 'the whore'. I tried to combine The Hulk and Thor..." Submitted by potat0.

 17. "It's a well known fact that I'm attracted to tall guys, so I was extremely happy when I saw a 6'9" guy smiling at me when I was at Wendy's one day. I was so happy that as I began to return his smile, I tripped over my own shoes and hit my face on a sign. Needless to say, numbers were not exchanged." Submitted by annakas.

19. "I was at my crush's house, trying to get up the courage to make some more flirtatious moves. He started telling me some funny (but not that funny) jokes and, being the professional flirt that I am, I tried to lightly smack his chest...and ended up whacking his junk. He cried out in pain – needless to say, there wasn't a second date."
 Submitted by hollyb31.

 20. "I was walking down the main street in Manchester when I made eye contact with a man who had clearly been crafted by Jesus. I then walked into a pole. He laughed so hard, it still haunts me to this day."
 Submitted by Ben Henry.

 21. "I once tried to impress a German man, whilst admittedly quite a bit drunk, by telling him that I used to study German. When he encouraged me to speak to him in German, all I could remember how to say was 'just a little bit' and 'slowly please', like a tentative sex scene."
 Submitted by mikeya432719553.

 22. "I pulled a piece of scrap paper out of my bag to give my number to a guy on a train... He texted me later to say thanks, and asked if I realised that I'd written my number on the receipt for my bikini wax..." Submitted by Kelly Pearson, Facebook. Submitted by Opinionsofgirl.

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Thomas Dexter Jakes, often referred to as TD Jakes is a famous evangelical pastor. He preaches at a mega-church called The Potter’s House which has over 30,000 members. He’s a compassionate person that has influenced millions of people.

He has been awarded multitudes of honorary degrees and awards, been featured on the cover of Time magazine, and even won a Grammy award for his album Live At The Potters House.

Since TD Jakes was a young boy he was enthralled with religion. He briefly attended West Virginia State University before dropping out and focusing on preaching part time. Eventually, he got a full-time job preaching at a church, and during this time he married his wife, Sarita Jamison. While preaching full-time, he decided to go back to a university to get his education. He received a Masters from Friends University.

TD Jakes also recognizes that men need some individualized help so he created the group “manpower”. Throughout this time, TD Jakes and his family moved to multiple states and kept growing their congregation wherever they went.

He became so popular and influential that he was given a weekly TV and radio show called Get Ready. His influence even extended into politics. He joined Pres. George W. Bush in providing relief to those suffering from Hurricane Katrina. The president was extremely impressed with the man. He wrote in his book that he was a perfect example of “putting faith into action.” TD Jakes also led the early morning prayer service for Pres. Barack Obama.

TD Jakes has published multitudes of great books that have helped thousands of people to find peace and happiness in their life. It’s unsurprising that many people read and cherish TD Jakes quotes. They provide wisdom for living a better life and connecting with God.

Enjoy some of our favorite TD Jakes quotes!

TD Jakes Quotes on Life, Faith and Love

1.) “A setback is a setup for a comeback!” – TD Jakes 2017

2.) “Each day is God’s gift to you. What you do with it is your gift to Him.” – TD Jakes 2017

3.) “If you can’t figure out your purpose, figure out your passion. For your passion will lead you right into your purpose.” – TD Jakes 2017

4.) “Never make a permanent decision about a temporary situation.” – TD Jakes 2017

5.) “Blame unto others only as you would first blame yourself.” – TD Jakes 2017

6.) “We are the people that we have been waiting for and no one else is coming.” – TD Jakes 2017

7.) “You cannot be a Big person with a Small heart” – TD Jakes 2017

8.) “The art of avoiding extremes is an art that is drawn on the canvas of maturity and painted with the abstract strokes of many experiences.” – TD Jakes 2017

9.) “Others can inspire you, but ultimately the only thing that empowers you is what lies within you and learning how to better utilize what you’ve been given.” – TD Jakes 2017

10.) “When you hold on to your history you do it at the expense of your destiny.” – TD Jakes 2017

11.) “One of the great healing balms of the Holy Spirit is forgiveness. To forgive is to break the link between you and your past.” – TD Jakes

12.) “If someone must be hurt, if it ever becomes necessary to bear pains, weather strong winds, or withstand trials or opposition, let it be adults and not children.” – TD Jakes 2017

13.) “A church that focuses on the external has lost its passion for souls.” – TD Jakes 2017

14.) “Think about it this way: if you are too predictable in any area of your life, you may be paving the way to your own extinction!” – TD Jakes 2017

15.) “Instincts under pressure crush the carbon of conformity and create diamonds. Each new season of life offers to train us for the next season if we pay attention and adapt.” – TD Jakes

16.) “Faith is the substance of whatever it is that we hope for. The important thing is that we teach that faith is connected to good works and responsibility.” – TD Jakes

17.) “both success and struggle are different kinds of trauma.” – TD Jakes

19.) “Once you have confidence in your instincts, you must never allow other people’s refusal to believe, or their data to refute, what you instinctively know is true.” – TD Jakes

20.) “Face the giants in your life, slay them, and move on. Do not be daunted by the mistakes and failures in your life.” – TD Jakes

21.) “How you think about your opportunities determines how you will act on them.” – TD Jakes

22.) “Success is not success without a successor.” – TD Jakes

23.) “Eagles fly where lesser birds cannot fly, so eagles can do what lesser birds cannot do.” – TD Jakes

24.) “When you leave the familiar and enter the unknown, your fear becomes refined by experience and hammered into tools of survival on the anvil of anxiety.” – TD Jakes

25.) “When there’s no turning back, your instincts will lead you forward.” – TD Jakes

26.) “It’s better to gather in righteousness than fellowship with darkness.” – TD Jakes

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